Kyoku Sake Infused Shave Crème

Thanks to a certain unnamed pop-tart (Hint: There’s a $ in her name), it’s a common misconception that alcohol should be part of the grooming regimen. While brushing your teeth with Jack might seem like a good way to multitask, in practice it’s about as effective as showering with beer. Kyoku isn’t comfortable letting your skin suffer just because your BAC is at an all time low, so they infused sake into their new shave creme to help soften your skin and increase oxygen delivery. Until someone makes alcoholic toothpaste, looking great while you drink is a good substitute.