The Survival Handbook

When it comes to survival, the only things you’re qualified for right now are the office and the always looming zombie attack. Sooner or later we all have to come to the realization that we’ll never be Les Stroud (or even Bear Grylls) and pick up some skills so we’re ready when it all goes to shit. Colin Towell’s Survival Handbook will teach you how to survive in a jungle filled with bears instead of the one filled with douchebags that you’ve become accustomed to – and it does it with specially commissioned, step-by-step illustrations so you don’t even have to worry about the fine print.